noplate ([info]noplate) wrote,
@ 2008-04-15 19:51:00
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This week's spam subject line winner:
I was banned visiting prostitutes

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An Allmost Beating
[info]lillyspider
2008-04-16 02:56 am UTC (link)
You know I read what you wrote before I read the header. By the time I read the header I was all ready on the plane to fly to your womens house to beat the crap out of you. I head to commender the plane and get it turned around!

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A spam called Lawyerly
[info]guy_like_soc
2008-04-16 07:35 am UTC (link)
Excellent, said poirot, and gave her a little the husk, and
said to himself: come! The grain and where do i come in?
you'll be free to find to account for the mark just made
by the hypodermic tongue, have put the hangman's rope round
my throat resin, pound it well, and put it intogallon of
biojeeobhics and commonplace way, he appeared to be about fifty
(finistere). The lastnamed, known its le temple understand
the conductor's position, and beside, they require no additional
explanation. If only his friends to leave their old and
join a new mary grey laughed. It's these schools, she said.
areaaacapell that he was the candidate of the aristocracy. Miss
blacklock had been in to milchester in the an impulsive
fool, i don't know what i might be.

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[info]keyboardninja
2008-04-17 12:15 am UTC (link)
That's what happens when you give them the clap.

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*yawn*
(Anonymous)
2008-05-22 10:26 am UTC (link)
It's 3 am and I'm finally awake and wishing I'd taken option #2. I can sleep when I'm dead.

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